In Somniis Veritas

As of time of writing, I don’t have an AO3, so all my fic will live here on Tumblr until I do.

und andere Zemnische Volksmärchen
> What if things had gone just a little differently post-Katzenprinz? (Fluff. Fluff is what happens.) For Widojest Week 2021 Day 6: Der Katzenprinz.

four-and-a-half waltzes of caleb widogast
> A series of vignettes in which Caleb shares four dances with four of the most important people in his life, and learns to embrace the magic of possibility. (Spoilers for all of Campaign 2, minus the finale.)

the divine transmutation of the self
> In which magic changes Veth, and Veth changes her mind about magic. (Spoilers through C2E97)

drawn together
> Making stuff for (and with) the people you care about is a love language. In which Beau decides to learn how to draw, and also learns a few other things along the way. (Takes place sometime post-C2E111) 

a taste of summer
> In which Caleb’s hidden talent for baking and Jester’s love of sweets collide in the best possible way. (Takes place sometime post-C2E111) 

sunrise over eiselcross
> A little scene between Fjord and Jester from the morning after their big conversation in C2E118.

you’re still there
> Beau has a nightmare about a path not taken. Yasha’s there to help her through it. Cuddles ensue. (Takes place sometime post-C2E111)

disguise selves
> An AU where Caleb and Jester are (human) roommates, preparing for a Halloween costume party over Zoom. Jester being Jester, she insists on a photo shoot in costume. Everything goes better than expected. (no spoilers)

the nature of possibility
> Two things possessed me to write this: the concept of including some actual thermodynamics in a fic about dunamancy, and the idea of hand contact during a spellcraft lesson. What ensued was nearly a thousand words of Shadowgast. (Takes place sometime post-C2E77)

an unnatural tide
> Caleb doesn’t normally forget things. But Rumblecusp isn’t a normal island. What did he forget that last morning? Here’s my best guess. (Spoilers for C2E105)

diasparagmos:

dirtbag catullus really is something

There’s a follow-up, for anyone interested.

villainous-queer:

nonenosome:

xphilosoraptorx:

tikkety-tok:

Real lawyer plays Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney

Japanese law doesn’t require evidence to be presented for review by both parties. “SURPRISE!!! I have facts you weren’t aware of!” is very much a thing there.

The entire game was written to show how messed up the Justice System is there.

deandykery:

lukalunar:

“come dance with me?”

tiger-in-the-flightdeck:

nefja:

I-I’m sorry but I can’t stop thinking about this

My roommate just called from the kitchen to ask what was wrong because I laughed so hard I gave myself a coughing fit.

linzer-art:

linzer-art:

linzer-art:

linzer-art:

Jester: “Caleb, are you ready?”

Caleb: *thousand-yard stare at her like he’s only seen her for the first time* “Y-yeah… Yeah. I’m sorry.”

Sam / Nott:

UPDATE

Caleb: [longing stare] I’ll tell you later.

Taliesin:

UPDATE

Jester: “Does anybody have, like, a jewel or anything that’s worth, like, 50 gold?

Caleb: "You could have a diamond, if you care for it.”

Taliesin: *whistles*

Travis:

UPDATE

Caleb: “I’m the transmutation wizard, but you’re the one who changes people.”

Jester: “Really?”

Ashley:

Yasha: “Do you love her?”

Caleb: “Who?”

Yasha: “I don’t need to tell you who.”

Marisha:

tiktoks-for-thiccthots:

detailedart:

The Knight of the Flowers, 1894, by Georges Rochegrosse. Detail and photo by Paul Perrin. Edit.

What if things had gone just a little differently post-Katzenprinz? (Fluff. Fluff is what happens.) For Widojest Week 2021 Day 6: Der Katzenprinz.

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“Caleb?” began Jester tentatively. “Do you have any other stories like that?” She was still clutching her copy of Der Katzenprinz to her chest, the filigree on the cover catching the light in the room.

“I know of a few,” said Caleb, stroking his chin. “There is the other book of fairy tales I left in your room, also.”

“Which is also in Zemnian,” she pointed out, pouting.

“Ah. Right.” Caleb pondered this for a moment. “Hm. You could–”

“I could come back for more stories?” said Jester, a little too quickly.

Caleb raised an eyebrow. “Or lessons in Zemnian, yes. But I would be happy to read you more stories if you’d like that.”

“I would. I’d really like that, Caleb.” Jester beamed, and Caleb felt his heart skip a beat.

“Well, we should pick a time to do this again, if that’s the case.”

She looked at him expectantly. “Is… is tomorrow too soon?”

“Not at all. Tomorrow, then,” said Caleb, “it’s a date. I mean– not like a date, but an agreed-upon future time–”

“It’s a date,” replied Jester, winking. And she skipped out of the room, her pink dress swaying from side to side as she left.

As soon as she was out of sight, Caleb picked up his copy of Die Waldhexe und andere Zemnische Volksmärchen and began thumbing through the pages. He would have to brush up on his fairy tales. And perhaps it was best he start with something a little lighter than Die Waldhexe.

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lukalunar:

more of my ladybug design because she’s fun to draw

keuhkopussirotta:

keuhkopussirotta:

One absolutely hilarious part of human existence is the repeated incidents of spicy bananas. People who have lived their entire lives up to this point just assuming that a specific fruit or vegetable is supposed to taste bitter, tangy, or spicy, having no fucking idea that all this time, they’ve been allergic to this plant. Because how would they have known? You learn what things taste like by tasting them, nobody’s going to tell you that bananas are supposed to be one of the mildest flavours out there. And people already eat so many things that taste hot, bitter, tangy and tart! Because they like how that kind of thing tastes like!

You can just happily much on a plant, thinking “ah, this angry plant tastes sharp because it hates me. Much like all the other sharp angry plants that people eat because they like the sharp”, and it wouldn’t cross their mind to think that the plant just hates you, specifically.

Wait shit I’m probably allergic to kiwi.