|Played: 157,846 times.|
Hedwig Buckbeak Potter, you were named after some hella winged animals hella rad high five son
you never know when the desire to draw Luna Lovegood is gonna hit you… but it’s useless to fight it.
happy 34th birthday to harry james potter! (and jk rowling)
|Played: 591,989 times.|
I THOUGHT I WAS PREPARED FOR THAT BUT I WAS WRONG
Happy birthday, Harry James Potter! July 31, 1980
"All my ex-girlfriends are Asian."
If you’ve ever come across this charming come-on, you’ve probably been exposed to yellow fever
YES, THERE IS NOW A MUCH NEEDED GIF SET FOR THIS!
Cat’s REAL agenda.
Confused Cats Against Feminism is a project of We Hunted the Mammoth:The New Misogyny, tracked and mocked. You should totally go there, like right now.
im ashamed of myself
I love everything about this. :D
In the beginning the Rings of Power were created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
they’re like tiny 8-legged cats
how can anyone hate them
Spiders are huge derps, pass it on.
My dad used to work as a mechanic in Arizona and he said that wild tarantulas would just wander into the shop and try and cuddle with the mechanics under the trucks. Spiders really dig car exhaust smell for some reason and they would be like “ah yes this human smells nice let me sit on your face while you’re working or perhaps climb into your pocket and see what you have” and the mechanics would keep shooing the spiders out but the spiders would follow them back like “No why would you leave me human friend??”
spiders are the derpiest things though like have you ever played with a spider and a laser pointer, because I thought my lizards chasing the laser was adorable but leT ME TELL U, BLACK WIDOWS CHASING LASERS IS FRICKEN ADORABLE
CONGRATULATIONS, YOU HAVE MANAGED TO MAKE ME THINK SPIDERS CAN BE CUTE.
Fun science fact! That spider in the lower left actually has a pretty unique adaptation known by the fun name of “flic-flac” (sp?), which is effectively cartwheeling away from danger. Here’s a NY TImes article about it: http://www.nytimes.com/2014/05/06/science/a-desert-spider-with-astonishing-moves.html And Scientific American: http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/running-ponies/2014/04/30/this-spider-rollin-they-hatin-new-species-of-cartwheeling-spider-discovered/
So the spider’s not just flipping out- it’s a specialized evolutionary adaptation that under the right circumstances can up to double its speed (at least according to the NY Times source above). It may look silly, but silly and alive is preferable to respectable and someone else’s lunch.
You know when a fast angry song comes on that you know every word to and you’re in just the right mood that your eyes light up with the fire and angst of a thousand punk rockers and you just feel so alive