i believe the universe was sneezed out the nose of the great green arkleseizure, and i live in constant fear that the coming of the great white handkerchief will be upon us tomorrow, or at least soon.
#in all reality and practicallity i choose to worship the great deity called humanity#which is also the dumbest and most self-destructive deity of all#but also the most wonderful force aside from the forces of nature itself#we can bend the elements to our will and bounce back from the most catastrophic of disasters#we can make leaves that are better at making energy than real leaves on the real trees#we greet each other by wrapping our arms around each other#we like to keep small animals in our homes and we like to talk to them despite the fact they can’t understand#we form emotional bonds with inaminate objects#we have developed complex and typically expensive ways of educating our young so that future generations may be smarter and better than ours#we throw parties when our friends (friends! people we like! it’s so cool!) do neat stuff#like find an acceptable mate#or produce young#or survive another year#we are the products of billions of years of pruning and picking and breeding and living and dying#it has taken trillions of life forms to exist just for us to be here right now#we are filled with a billion neat little living beings that help us live our day to day lives#we are made out of tiny little boxes that work together to move us and feed us and make us think in a wonderful analog of society#we and all of our component parts have invented telescopes and eyeglasses#and literature and jokes#puns! we made puns all by our lonesome!#and we’ve made cars and trains and we’ve tamed animals and invented saddles and automatic milkers to make the animals more useful#we’ve been to the moon and built robots that live on other planets!#we the humans and every second that has lead us the humans to being human#we the humans have made music and weapons and the internet#and it’s so fantastic to think that we didn’t even need help to do it#we don’t need daddy up in the sky holding our hand while we reach for the stars#we can do it ourselves
( lostawaywho )
"Consensual sex" is just sex. To say that implies that there is such a thing as "non consensual sex", which there isn’t. That’s rape. That is what it needs to be called. There is only sex or rape. Do not teach people that rape is just another type of sex. They are two very separate events. You wouldn’t say "breathing swimming" and "non breathing swimming", you say swimming and drowning.
This is a very good point.
My older cat got sick of my kitten trying to play with him so he pinned him down and licked him until he fell asleep
Taylor here. I’m locking myself in my room and not leaving until I figure out how to use my Tumblr. Well, I might leave for a second to get a snack or something but that is IT. I am FOCUSED. I have lots of questions, help me.
ask away sweet one!!!!
Is re blogging what I’m doing right now and is this the best way to write back to someone?
Also how do I get GIFs?
How do you post them?
How do I have one of those convos you always see screen shots of on Instagram?
Is that by re blogging or is there some sort of conversation board on here?
Overwhelmed. Taking deep breaths.
This is taking on notes rapidly, but I can try to answer anyway. This is reblogging— reposting content from someone else’s blog with any comments and a source if there is one. You can download GIFs by right-clicking and saving them from other places on the internet, or you can make your own in Photoshop with some time. Once you have a GIF file on your computer you can insert it into a post by clicking the little camera button with the plus above the text box.
There are a few kinds of posts on Tumblr: text, image, video, and chat among them. This is a text post. When other people reblog they can add comments which will appear when anyone else reblogs the post from them. They’re the most convenient way to have a public conversation— you can also talk with other users by the ask box (e.g. if their url is someurl.tumblr.com, go to someurl.tumblr.com/ask) where you can submit questions (anonymously if you like), and through the message/”fanmail” system. To send a private message you click the envelope button in the upper right and then type your message in the new screen. Users can respond to asks privately or publicly, but messages sent through fanmail are private.
"A giant Mushroom! Maybe it’s friendly!"
-Our druid, moments before being torn to shreds by a colony of Violet Fungi.
imagine bumping into your icon after they’ve had a shower & they drop their towel in front of you
well that would be a fucking surprise, wouldn’t it
The snowman came out a little differently than expected.
I had to put my phone down I am laughing so hard
These lovable cat-themed sweets were made by Caroline, a Japanese housewife. She creates them annually on Cat’s Day — February 22. The cat-shaped sweets are nerikiri: a traditional Japanese sweet made by mixing sweet white bean paste and glutinous rice. Caroline tints and sculpts them into various shapes and styles; then puts them on pancakes and doughnuts as edible decorations. They’re just too cute to eat!
Today’s Gender of the day is: cellist with baguette
They posted my submission!
Should You Trust That Doctor?